Stratton, You ROCK!

The past week was one I will never forget. I keep thinking that eventually things are going to be less crazy and I'm starting to realize maybe "Crazy" is my new "Normal". I think the sooner I accept this and move on the better!!

[MONDAY 11/7/11] So, I pick Stratton up at daycare like any other day. On the way home he said "Mommy, there's a rock in it". So I ask " a rock in where?" thinking there was a rock in his shoe. He says "In my ear!" I thought, he's had a ear infection in the last week, he probably just feels some of that fluid or pressure- I mean he's 2 he says crazy nonsense stuff all the time. We get home and he doesn't say anything about it, and I forget all about it. So we are sitting on the couch, after his bath reading some books, and he says "MOMMY! Get this rock out of my EAR!" So I was like, ok I will check- I thought I would just pretend to pull a rock out since I knew there wasn't anything there. . . well I look in his ear and There's a rock in it!! One of those little pea gravel rocks! I asked him what he did and he tells me he stuck a rock in his ear at school today. So I try to get it out but can't reach it with regular tweezers. We call Brandye and she and Dillon stop by. She takes a look at it and thinks we need to go to the ER. . . I was hesitant to spend hours (and $$) in the ER over a rock so just to be sure I call one of our good friends who is also a PA, she says bring him over and she will try to get it out. . .it's 8:30pm now, mind you and Stratton goes to bed at 8pm most night sometimes earlier- so he is cranky!! Anyway, she tries to get it out but he won't be still. She thinks its ok to wait and take him to sick call the next day and I am OK with that since he is already mad and sleepy, I really didn't want to fight with him in an ER for 5 hours. So we go home, he goes right to bed and sleeps through the night.

TUESDAY: We get up and head straight to sick call at 8am. The Dr at the children's clinic takes one look at it and says we need to see an ENT (great that's $20 down the drain. . .) Luckily the ENT is right down the road and they say we can get in immediately.  We get to the ENT wait FOREVER (it's a good thing I had thrown some m&m's in my purse!) Obviously, their definition of immediately and mine are different. He looks Stratton over and he can't even get a good look because S is moving and squirming even with 3 of us holding him down. It's amazing how strong a 2 year old can be! So the ENT tells us there is no way he can get to it with Stratton awake. He needs to do it with him asleep aka surgically. That's right!! A pea gravel rock is the reason our 2 year old had to have surgery for the first time. I would like to refer to it as a procedure, surgery sounds so scary!

WEDSDAY: We went to work and all is well in the world. Until I get a phone call from my mom about 11am. She and my dad are at the hospital with my Papa, my mom's dad. They think he might have had a stroke. They are running tests to find out more. I ended up meeting them for lunch while they take a break from the ER.  We talk more, they really don't know much, and then I go back to work. By the time I get off work they have admitted him to the hospital and he is in a room. So I go pick up Stratton and we head to the hospital. Most of the family is there. Papa seemed disoriented, but he seemed to know who everyone was and even though he was having trouble moving his right hand, he honestly didn't look too bad to me. We stay at the hospital for a while and then run to get a bite with my mom and dad and Dillon and Brandye.

THURSDAY: We get to the hospital at 7am. Yawn. . . oh and Stratton is totally fine, by the way. Other than us talking about it and family and friends wanting to see it, he doesn't even seem to notice it anymore. We are 3rd on the list for the morning and it took forever! Especially since he couldn't have anything to eat or drink! He did pretty well, considering. We went with him from pre-op to down stairs right before they took him to the OR. The nurses and doctors were all so great. Stratton warmed right up to them.  Before they took him back they gave me some medicine to give him that was to relax him. Well it made him really funny. First he was super hyper then he got really drowsy and goofy. He laid down in his bed and looked up for awhile, then he said "I See Stars!" haha, he was being really silly, too! I think he went back about 10:30, the OR nurses and doctors came out and got him and they acted like his bed was a train. . .he was totally into it and could care less about us. We ran to the snack machine and got a coke then went to the waiting room. It took them about 45 minutes and then they came out to the waiting room to get us. The nurse said that he was sooo sweet. I asked her how much medicine they had given him and if they were sure they were talking about our son! We walk into the recovery room to find about 6 nurses surrounding his bed giggling and smiling. Stratton was sitting up in his bed with his blanket and shaking a cup which contained the notorious rock. He was in a good mood and after some apple juice and a snack they released him!

We decided since we were already at the hospital we would run by and see Papa. Stratton was in a pretty good mood and showed everyone his rock. Then we grabbed some lunch and headed home. Jarrod and I had both taken off work, so we told him if he was really good we would take him to Chucky Cheese later that afternoon. So after he got up from his nap we took him and he had a great time. I am pretty sure he learned nothing from this whole experience!

I know this will all be funny. . . .someday. Let's recap. Stratton has had the pinkeye, stomach virus, ear & sinus infection and now a rock in his ear all within the last 3 weeks. And that's not including all the falls, bumps, bruises and burns he's received during this time. I think he's got a bucket list of injuries and sicknesses he is trying to mark off by the time he's 3! So, life is back to normal. . . which in our case "normal" = absolute craziness!!

I'm fine, pretty much back to 100%. . .it's a good thing, too! Work is crazy, I just got a small promotion! In additional to what I do already with Armor marketing, I am also going to be the Marketing Director for U.S. Seeds & Halo Soybeans. Jarrod is working like crazy, it's the end of the year and they have all these requirements and stuff they are supposed to meet. I love this time of year for SO many reasons but man is it busy and crazy! I know things aren't going to slow down anytime soon, but I am hopeful that it will involve less trips to the dr!